These next posts (the ones to the right) are supposed to be funny thoughts and observations, if you find them offensive sorry. They are inspired by the writer of June Bugged, so you can get all pissy with her.
Kbye
Dear Blackberry Battery,
In Dear _____, Rants on December 7, 2009 at 12:00 pmYou suck at life. You don’t even last me a day anymore and die at the most inconvenient times. What if I died while you were trying to do something? See how bad that would feel. So think about your actions before you do that again. But for now you are on time out on the charger so go sit on the shelf.
Feliz cumpleanos,
Petrie
Dear 2nd Ammendment Right,
In Dear _____, Random on December 5, 2009 at 12:00 pmCan you become incorporated already? I really am not enjoying the crazy liberals in California trying to take you away from me. We are friends, you kick ass and me not so much. The average of us together is badass. So please hurry up and don’t let California send you to jail. They are silly there.
Thank you.
Love,
Petrie
