Dear Dumb Tattoos,
Your owners are going to regret you in t-minus 5 years when they are no longer the same dumb person they are now. Calling all Hipsters: “When you grow out of your current phase, you will regret all that dumb ink you put on your skin”. Actually that applies to everyone with a dumb tattoo.
GOOD NEWS! Removing you not only expensive but painful and time intensive. Yippee. Thanks for not affixing your ridiculous self to me.
L’Chaim,
Petrie
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