I am Petrie

I know you are trying to save water and all that nonsense.  Yippee for being green, you should have a ribbon.  But you tend to cause urine to splatter on my pants more often than normal urinals.  I think its because normal urinals have a bit of water at the bottom that I can pee into.

So please stop being pretentious, your older brother is way cooler than you.  Maybe you should tell your grandpa the pee trough to come back those were badass.

Au Revoir,

Petrie